Gene Lyons
October 1, 2003
Advice to Bush: Quit While You're Ahead
Shortly before 9/11, a worldly-wise philospher on the seacoast of Maine
made me a prediction. "Remember where you heard it," he said. "George W.
Bush will never run for a second term. He'll resign the presidency. It's
his life story: his father's friends get him a job he doesn't deserve,
he screws it up, somebody else takes the blame, he quits, then father's
friends buy him a bigger job he doesn't deserve and he does it all over
again."
It's true the man has always failed upward. Bush even messed up his
cushiest job ever, as Texas Rangers' "owner." In reality, he was like a
glorified Wal-Mart greeter, a minority shareholder playing tycoon in the
box seats. Even so, he had a role in the worst trade of the 1990s,
sending Sammy Sosa to Chicago for the equivalent of $49.95 and a litter
of kittens. As a happy Cubs fan, perhaps I should show more gratitude.
The obvious problem with predicting his resignation, however, is that
there are no bigger jobs for sale than President of the United States.
Bush couldn't quit without admitting abject failure. Unlike Lyndon
Baines Johnson, the last Texan in the White House, there's no indication
he's got the intestinal fortitude. So I rang up my Down East friend to
see if he'd revised the forecast. Returning my call after a hard day of
tending his lobster pots, he was even more emphatic.
"Read any newspapers lately?" he asked. "He'll cut and run."
I remain dubious. Still, it's good Bush doesn't read newspapers or watch
TV news, as he told FoxNews recently, instead relying upon briefings by
his trusty aides. The evidence of his failures is all over the front
page. Even as the jobless economic recovery continued, consumer
confidence dropped and the stock market declined. Poverty levels have
risen sharply on Bush's watch; Americans are losing health insurance in
record numbers. Polls show near majorities agreeing that Bush is "in
over his head."
But it's fallout from Bush's excellent adventure in Iraq that's causing
him the most trouble. Months after he swaggered across an aircraft
carrier under a banner reading "Mission Accomplished," Americans
continue to kill and die there. Meanwhile, the adminstration can't keep
its story straight. For months, the White House insisted that a
forthcoming report by U.S. arms inspector David Kay would unearth Saddam
Hussein's vaunted weapons of mass destruction. Now they say it may never
be released.
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